I missed you.

Fuck I’ve been gone forever.

Time flashed by as months passed and perhaps even years( I haven’t checked to see the stamp on my last post)

I got married in 2018, a short 5 minute court house wedding followed by dinner with some family. We are having a bigger wedding renewal in November , which im excited for and annoyed about. I dont know why i decided to plan a wedding all by myself while pregnant.

Oh yeah, that happend again. I had my 2nd baby in April, making the family numbers even. A little boy named Benjamin joined his crazy sweet and sour sister Grace.

Jesus. A wife and mother of two. How the hell did I end up here lol.

I have went from being blonde to pink to blue to green to blue again to red and back to blondeish(current)

I have decided to get into the marijiana game lol and grow some plants.

I have written zero words down but a million in my head.

My life outside of this blog has completely consumed every minute of every day, relentlessly. And i wouldn’t change a thing, okay maybe add in more writing.

Who knows where i go from here but all i know is about to have a picnic in my living room with my 2.5 yo.

Laters xo

-Jas

I’ll Marry You For The Benefits.

Dear Boyfriend,

We’ve been together for quite sometime now, and you’re aware of my current situation-do the right thing lex,make it official.

I don’t want to pressure you into marriage its a huge responsibility with big consequences. I dont want your money, you can have your stupid prenup. I dont even want your last name (mine just doesnt sound right attached to it) But my insurance is about to be cancelled,leaving me susceptible.  I need your insurance. And your love of course. Duh.

You have really  good insurance, and me wants. Stop being a hog and share!

C’mon it will be fun,kinda like a green card marriage. You sign the papers and I touch your penis every one in a while.

Kidding. *shakes head no*

I can call you my husband and threaten divorce everytime you get me mad. I can commit a crime and you can’t go to court against me (wait does that just apply to the wife?). I can by you candy during that time of month and cuddle in our just married blankie (already searching).

See how much fun we can have,just for a tiny piece of paper that shouldn’t count for shit.

I say lets do it for the benefits,fuck the love😝

Love,
Your Pseudowife