We’ve been together for quite sometime now, and you’re aware of my current situation-do the right thing lex,make it official.
I don’t want to pressure you into marriage its a huge responsibility with big consequences. I dont want your money, you can have your stupid prenup. I dont even want your last name (mine just doesnt sound right attached to it) But my insurance is about to be cancelled,leaving me susceptible. I need your insurance. And your love of course. Duh.
You have really good insurance, and me wants. Stop being a hog and share!
C’mon it will be fun,kinda like a green card marriage. You sign the papers and I touch your penis every one in a while.
Kidding. *shakes head no*
I can call you my husband and threaten divorce everytime you get me mad. I can commit a crime and you can’t go to court against me (wait does that just apply to the wife?). I can by you candy during that time of month and cuddle in our just married blankie (already searching).
See how much fun we can have,just for a tiny piece of paper that shouldn’t count for shit.
I say lets do it for the benefits,fuck the love😝