the funny thing
about kids is that
they’ll never run out
of energy when they
are constantly sucking it
out from you
– Jas ©
the funny thing
about kids is that
they’ll never run out
of energy when they
are constantly sucking it
out from you
– Jas ©
if all else is lost
at least I will
still have my humor.
-Jas©
you’re my
partner in crime,
my ride or die, and
the major pain
in my ass.
-Jas©
I’m choosing
not to punch
you on the face
despite how badly
you seem to want it.
-Jas©
being a mom means
nursing a toddler and
her stuffed Elmo.
-Jas©
roses are red
violets are dead
valentine’s day sucks
because my boyfriend’s
a schmuck. I’ll be all alone so
it looks like I’ll be entertaining myself.
-Jas©
cold and snow equals
cuddles and sex,
i mean movies.
-Jas©
it means all the above. Any one else getting some snow today? Any good movies?
at night
it’s just me, my blunt
and my thoughts
-Jas©
girlfriend and maid
are not interchangeable.
-Jas©
another year, another
birthday but still the
same age.
-Jas©
look at this bitch lol 100 today?!!?