woke up sore

a little funny story for peoples mornings.

at night when the little ones asleep i go upstairs to the garage and smoke ( yes i started smoking again you judgmental bitches =p)

well i really wanted to smoke and relax from a hard day last night so im sitting in the garage getting some fresh air enjoying my blunt.I have her on the monitor so i know if she moves or whatever.

She starts to move and cry, i let her to see if shell put herself back to sleep. Nope, instead she decides to sit up and cry for me more so i have to put out my smoke real quick and run downstairs so she wont throw herself off the bed. (she sleeps in my bed with me)

So, i run down the stairs for her and and im running towards our room when my foot slips on a fucking hanger and i crash onto the floor, phone goes flying.

My daughter has no idea that i had just fallen despite the the really loud ” Ow, Fuck!”  because shes still crying.

I cant just lay here in pain and try to figure out if i broke anything, so i hobbled to the bed and took care of her.

All the while going shit my arm hurt, wait my knee hurts too, oh man and my hip.

i waited for her to fall back asleep to go check out my injuries.

safe to say nothing is broken lol but i am sore as fuck.

Boyfriend thinks its hilarious. I cant wait until he falls. Jerk.

daughter needs me again, this time i wont be running

later loves xo

-Jas

 

 

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weirdos

i think its funny

that the only people

wanting me to have

another baby are men.

-Jas©


First it was my grandfather asking when Grace will get a companion and that i do it while im still young.

Second was a priest. Give her brothers and sisters dont wait.

third was alexs cousin. he basically told me to steal alexs sperm and get pregnant.What was i waiting for.. have more babies.

ugh.

wtf is up with men. The women in my life arent like this, but the men,geez. They are all older so im thinking that has something to do with it.

How about people stop telling me have another baby. Yes i want another one and if it happens it happens but people need to stop trying to make it happen lol.

no sex

you said we can have

sex on my birthday because

you don’t want the spawn

tainted by our sexual needs;

youre fucking crazy and irrational.

-Jas©


for the longest time ive been hearing this.. or its gonna get poked or a facial(okay that one was mine and his face was priceless..it doesn’t even make sense) hes a fucking lunatic sometimes but I’m wearing him down because well needs need to me met, duh.

prenups and fuck yous

you say you

want a prenup, that

you don’t want me

stealing your money but

I already got what I needed

so I sit back and laugh.

-Jas©


bahaha chillddd support.. just kidding btw the baby daddy helped me finish this poem lol to clear things up a little I woulddd never want his stupid money only because I would want nothing to do with him after a divorce lol but  youll have a kid together.. and what does that have to do with me.. he can still do his fatherly duties and we can still be civil around the kid but know ill be flicking him off in my head. I have already told him if anything happens to us and we separate ill create an account for the child and hell just put money in there duh simple and adult of us. and no I don’t plan on us breaking up.. what he doesn’t know is hes trapped forever ill never sign a divorce only because I’m a bitch and he cant get married again =)