no sex

you said we can have

sex on my birthday because

you don’t want the spawn

tainted by our sexual needs;

youre fucking crazy and irrational.

-Jas©


for the longest time ive been hearing this.. or its gonna get poked or a facial(okay that one was mine and his face was priceless..it doesn’t even make sense) hes a fucking lunatic sometimes but I’m wearing him down because well needs need to me met, duh.

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