I couldn’t get this out of my head last night, so here it is.
Lex and I were having a conversation yesterday, jokingly, about me stealing his money and other things.
Lex: “ yeah what else you gonna try and steal from me before leaving.”
Me: “ oh you know the only thing left is your seed.”
Lex: *shocked I said that* “well you’ve tried that already and we found out were not compatible.”
Me:*mouth open* “whatt?”
Lex: “ not like that ,you know one of us has something wrong.”
Me: “thaanks for reminding me about my poisonous vagina.”
“DNA does not compute,matches not found” *in my robot voice”
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?! Can two people be incompatible therefore leaving no chance to reproduce?
That actually hurt my feelings a little because its something Ive been struggling with in secret; I do think I’m the problem and that my vag can’t handle it. Have I gone to the doctor for it,no because I really don’t want to find out I’m the one to blame.
A reason why we think one of us has a problem ( and why I think its me) and its not scientifically proven but I figure when you do everything right and the right time and you’re young it should happen a little more easier. I mean I don’t even have to search Facebook to know that 90% of the women I graduated with are mothers. Half the time it’s a one night stand and BAM super sperm and super egg unite!
Uhm, why can’t it be that simple.
I mean it happens all the time to women; they just get pregnant, sometimes they don’t even know.
I’m going to have to eventually go, Lex wants a family, I just don’t want him to be disappointed. I know him saying were not compatible is him acknowledging the truth but to be given an actual denial would be a serious blow.
I just told him about this post and how his words actually made an impact and he started laughing, I probably shouldnt have been saying it with a smile on my face.. but what can I say, we’re some twisted bastards.
Hope everyone else’s vag and balls are doing better!