you said we can have
sex on my birthday because
you don’t want the spawn
tainted by our sexual needs;
youre fucking crazy and irrational.
for the longest time ive been hearing this.. or its gonna get poked or a facial(okay that one was mine and his face was priceless..it doesn’t even make sense) hes a fucking lunatic sometimes but I’m wearing him down because well needs need to me met, duh.